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Adult Demotivational Poster


THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE - If I'm wrong, may God strike me dead.


TAGS: light yagami misa amane l death note adult swim anime manga otaku cake
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by jalford

sasunaru4lyf - July 26, 2011, 1:43 pm
lol, this is sooo funny cause it just proves that the cake IS a lie XD
Bartimaeus - November 9, 2009, 8:09 pm
This is horribly hilarious. 5 morbid shinigami lions lol


AND WE COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP -


TAGS: young innocent grown up adult
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - March 28, 2013, 3:53 pm
Cheers, mate!
forseti - March 28, 2013, 1:38 pm
love it! fav'd!
TheSanityInspector - March 20, 2013, 1:50 pm
Can't go home again...
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:24 pm
Wow
Rick69 - March 19, 2013, 7:02 pm
:O ... I flaunted this (I'm arrogant etc) but I never expected such a great reception... Cheers to all of you folks...
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:40 am
Rick...the master of quality over quantity...of course a 5L!
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:39 am
gud. reely gud.
falloutghoul - March 19, 2013, 8:15 am
Ouch. So much OUCH!
Greeny - March 18, 2013, 9:29 pm
N1 Rick!
GaryO - March 18, 2013, 9:01 pm
good quote, great composition
Reality Lord - March 18, 2013, 5:25 pm

wow
Silverheart - March 17, 2013, 7:03 pm

the FEELS! 5Ls


PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!




MONKEYS - God's filthy little buggers.


TAGS: monkeys adult hilarious
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by EyeDfy

nowyasee - March 24, 2012, 2:56 pm
it's tossing the other one's salad!! aka eattin out the bootyhole!!
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:40 am
I am quite confused about what the Hell is going on in that photo.
Indstinkt - September 13, 2008, 3:27 am
Orang-utans are apes, not monkeys.


Peep Jousting -


TAGS: adult supervision advised
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by ughomer

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 18, 2014, 1:00 pm
Dang it! I would have to read this 5L AFTER Easter. Now I have to wait an entire year :-(
ughomer - May 8, 2014, 11:04 am
I ruined three (3) microwave ovens showing my friends this stupid trick!


THE DAY MY CHILDHOOD DIED -


TAGS: childhood death age car adult
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bob85

Cyberhagen - May 28, 2011, 12:07 pm
So true!
Master - May 28, 2011, 10:06 am
Got it in one!
ShadowSerpent - May 27, 2011, 12:59 pm
Oh man, I love this one. 5 crying adults. Never grow up, never surrender!
forseti - May 27, 2011, 2:06 am
very nice! 5


PESSIMISM -


TAGS: babies turn into adult and they get old and die youll thank me for telling you this pzy
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

tomyironmane - July 19, 2013, 5:36 pm
I am Jack's total lack of surprise.
spacedog - October 26, 2010, 8:14 pm
Very good Pzykosiz.


BENDER - Please insert liquor!


TAGS: bender fry leela futurama adult swim comedy central robot robots
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by jalford

MO - July 27, 2009, 7:20 pm
Liquor in front, cock goes in Jalfords rear.


TIME LINCOLN - No one will catch Time Lincoln!


TAGS: time lincoln abe abraham athf aqua teen hunger force adult swim
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by jalford

spacedog - July 30, 2009, 2:40 pm
Must be a Girl Genius fan with that "spark" costume.


INCONTINENCE -




PAIN -


TAGS: childhood adult
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Sho

steve1961 - July 18, 2012, 8:15 pm
Gawd...some days when I hear someone take some things way too literally or seriously, I just want to chuck their hypersensitive feelings into a woodchipper...
Chrysophase2003 - July 18, 2012, 3:04 pm
Tell that to the children of abusive parents and see if they think it's necessary.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:32 pm
Lmao
spacedog - July 17, 2012, 11:47 am
What the? I became a guest for a minute there. LOL.
- July 17, 2012, 11:45 am
No problem Sho, and well done.
Sho - July 17, 2012, 12:01 am
A thank you goes to Spacedog for sharing this awesome pic


CONSCIENCE - They have a hot iron inside the store if you can make it in there.




INNOCENCE TEST - Children will probably see a group of playing dolphins. But adults see usually something else.


TAGS: test adult
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Shelzone

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 11:40 am
took me a moment or two but i saw the dolphins :D 5L's. LD you sick sick man who promo's a very tasty new drink :D
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:50 am
Wanna know the secret? The dolphins were blended up and are IN the bottle.
Bob D. Sailor - October 5, 2009, 9:05 pm
My guess for the dolphins/porpoises is the "light" shining on the sides of the bottle.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 1:02 am
Actually, you won't see any dolphins; it's a common mistake... they're porpoises.
Bartimaeus - September 18, 2009, 12:50 am
No matter how hard I try, I can't see any dolphins...however, I see a fine piece of tail.
shelzone - September 17, 2009, 6:28 pm
it's called an optical illusion, your mind(and imagination) decide what you want to see.
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:52 pm
Where the fuck are the dolphins! still...5/5
MO - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Don't much care for "bushy" tail....
KDP3 - September 14, 2009, 5:22 pm
Can't find a single Dolphin. But I found two people fucking. That has to count for something right?
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 12:50 pm
i can find 8 full dolphins
Player_Meyer - September 14, 2009, 9:58 am
I count 9... 2 are just the tails...
Arrogant Knight - September 14, 2009, 9:48 am
Wait, now I see MORE! AHH!!
Arrogant Knight - September 14, 2009, 9:48 am
Sorry, THREE of them.
Arrogant Knight - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
Two of 'em around where the people's heads are.
Treehodger - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
O.o; No matter how hard I look I can't find the Dolphins! XD


CARL - TONIGHT!


TAGS: adult swim aqua teen hunger force athf frylock meatwad master shake
Rating: 2.29/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:42 pm
Timmies! Where's my belt!? O, I'm wearing it! *yanks off belt* Tell me when the get close...I'll smack 'em!
CANADA - October 24, 2009, 7:39 pm
ELDER GOD TIMMY!
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
epic timmy
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 7:37 pm
Why? What's wrong with Jalford? Did he steal your legos?
DreMagnum - October 24, 2009, 7:30 pm
Jalford=1 lion
kayelemenohpee - October 24, 2009, 7:24 pm
that shit made my day hahhahah


FARM JOKES -


TAGS: farmer proverb adult donk
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Donkasaurus

coldinjected - February 21, 2011, 4:33 pm
Love it Donk! 5l
TheFarmer - February 21, 2011, 9:49 am
5Ls
agdaniele - February 20, 2011, 9:28 pm
Melikes


SPAGET - He's A Grown Man


TAGS: spaget tim and eric adult swim spook
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by OhQueso

union - April 26, 2009, 8:06 am
He's available or parties.


A LITTLE BUNDLE OF JOY - That will spend the next 18 years leisurely transforming into a mature demon from Hell.


TAGS: children growing adult
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 6:50 pm
18 minutes is nothing. I can go for over an hour....as long as there is no one around to distract me.
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
18 minutes? Wow, were they trying for triplets or something...18 minutes! I thought that was only a legend? Thanks for the comments guys!
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:27 pm
That should teach mum about her 18 minutes of fun...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:42 pm
Got A Good Laugh Out Of This One 5L.


SOOO CUTE -


TAGS: kids outsmarted adults
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 28, 2013, 8:24 am
So do I. I heard the joke and HAD to make it into a poster...glad ya liked it too Papa!
PapaFox - February 28, 2013, 7:47 am
Love it! :-D


TWO DRINK MINIMUM -


TAGS: adult beverages day sloshed iceman
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Ding - January 23, 2011, 9:33 am
Mr Right appears to have a hangover already...
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:58 pm
Now, that's my kind of minimum, however 5Lagers for this one!
Reality Lord - January 9, 2011, 9:00 am

i'll drink to that!
agdaniele - January 8, 2011, 11:54 pm
Magnifitastic.


THE BLUE HAWAIIAN -


TAGS: aloha adult beverage hawaii cubby
Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - January 9, 2011, 2:02 am
Drink up Shriners! 5L
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 1:50 am
Aloha!


HIDE AND SEEK -




ADULTHOOD - In a nutshell.




HALLOWEEN - seemed more fun when I was kid


TAGS: pumpkin sad meh sexy adult
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by jonny5

maoworks2 - November 1, 2012, 8:00 am
It Was !


WHAT A DRAG IT IS -




SADNESS -




PEE PANTS -


TAGS: help i need an adult
Rating: 4.45/5

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SURVIVAL INSTINCT -




LIBRARY -




EVOLUTION -


TAGS: kids party vs adults party
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 12:42 pm
pretty well sums it up!! 5 of those nice ballons
R.S.Jake - January 29, 2010, 12:30 pm
Looks like a damn fine Birthday to me!


ELEKID -


TAGS: elekid adult things
Rating: 2.09/5

More motifakes by Randy Z

aesop's folly - November 10, 2009, 5:17 pm
gold
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:43 pm
Nice one man!


GUARDIAN ANGELS -




FACEBOOK -




be a kid as long as you can -


TAGS: childhood adulthood joehill
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

Oldsod - April 29, 2014, 6:11 am
...where do I submit my resignation from adulthood, anyway? 5'd and faved.


Another "back in my day" Story -




Movie Theater Parking Lots -


TAGS: teenagers grownups making out cheating adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

GaryO - August 25, 2014, 10:10 pm
I prefer seedy motel rooms……to watch movies
Greeny - August 25, 2014, 10:06 pm
I'd be more worried about the guy peering in the window
Sho - August 25, 2014, 9:52 pm
LOL. That's a 5L


Adulthood -




Halloween Party 2013 -




DELUSIONS OF COOL -


TAGS: rebel saggy style sidestep adulthood
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Greeny

falloutghoul - December 25, 2012, 7:24 pm
Looks like he needs to tighten his belt.


ALL FOR ONE DAY -


TAGS: christmas things to do adults
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 12:18 pm
I'd like to tap that...tits for cunt ing that up steve
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:09 pm
Wow...lucky for me I didn't say "faucet"...geez.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:08 pm
Can somebody explain why tap is considered an expletive?
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:54 pm
You're driving me crazy Papa trying to figure out what you originally typed that could be censored? Thanks for stopping by!
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:52 pm
Glad you fixed that...thought it was a proposal teehee. Thanks and a Merry Christmas to you too mao!
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
*t.a.p.e
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
But I still get my fingers tangled in the tape! ;)
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:02 pm
Merry !
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:01 pm
Marry Christmas MissPriss, Mao


Movie Channels -




A SURE SIGN - That a Motifake member lives in your neighborhood.




HILLARY LICKED - Well Now, I Guess We Have Both licked Hillary


TAGS: obama clinton adult humour
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Raptor_Twin

Scorpio7 - February 5, 2009, 8:58 am
Anyone licking Hillary probably wouldn't "inhale."
Mark - January 27, 2009, 6:22 pm
I don't think Bill would ever admit to that.


CRAIGSLIST - The picture that tells you this personnel ad for women seeking men IS LEGIT.


TAGS: craigslist adult
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Runner1969

agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:14 pm
personal


Decisions -


TAGS: adult swim
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by jj

HtD - January 4, 2009, 9:45 pm
I have a shirt from that incident. xD ATHF is the bomb.
Homeless Joe - March 18, 2008, 12:49 pm
I remember that. The interview with the guys who did it was one of the best things ever.


STEALING YOUR WIFE -




Well... -


TAGS: church van adult store
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

Pikeman - February 8, 2016, 10:50 pm
You only assume there is hypocrisy. There are several Christian reasons for that van to be parked there.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2015, 7:39 pm
Hypocrisy at its finest! LOL! 5L


Advice -


TAGS: young adults advice goals met stupid
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mizzdizz - May 29, 2016, 3:03 pm
...That too! REEAAALLLY loud...with additional sound effects!!!!! ROTFL!!!! I have blackout curtains---- yup. yup.!!!! Its fun to freak out people who don't mind their own business! LOL!
MissPriss - May 29, 2016, 12:50 pm
"and a few other every day things that I can do in the dark" I can only think of one...teehee.
mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 10:30 pm
HAHAHAHA! Good 1 Prissy!I have a friend who's blind. He taught me how to successfully pull weeds and a few other every day things that I can do in the dark----great way to prank the nosy neighbor! Yes, still being stupid! Its great fun!
MissPriss - April 30, 2016, 12:16 am
Just saying there are those that are the exception. Sorry to hear about your situation. Wish it could of been a different outcome for you.
EmilioDumphque - April 29, 2016, 2:39 am
Not in my experience. For instance, I wanted to be a fighter pilot, buy my faulty eyes meant they would never waste time training me. I understand that.
MissPriss - April 27, 2016, 10:11 pm
Yeah...teehee.
MissPriss - April 27, 2016, 10:10 pm
Thanks for sharing Em' There are severely disabled people that beat the odds. There is a blind man that does incredible paintings and a deaf man that plays cello that can bring tears to your eyes. Almost anything is possible.
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2016, 9:34 pm
I remember it as a blatant lie. The short-legged will not make marathon winners, the blind will not make a living by painting, the deaf will not be first chair violinists.
JesusWept - April 26, 2016, 9:26 pm
Yes...i remember. OUCH!! ^^^^^Up


HASTE -


TAGS: child adult growing pain fall
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

EmilioDumphque - January 2, 2017, 11:28 am
...but longer legs may ensure that you do!


JFK -


TAGS: jfk playboy mistress satyr adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ScorpioSeven

ScorpioSeven - March 27, 2016, 12:04 pm
On my TAGS, WHY was the word M*I*S*T*R*E*S*S censored? Is T*R*E*S*S dirty or vulgar?


Encumbrance -


TAGS: psycho murder mistress adultery marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 10:54 am
Thanks for the advice. I guess I'll have to try one of the upscale brands like Folgers since I'm such a fancy and sophisticated person myself.
mizzdizz - March 2, 2016, 2:06 am
I make a lousy crutch. Coffee is supposed to help relieve the itch a little bit...... coffee is the cure for ANYTHING!!!! Even Mondays!!LOL!!
Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:02 am
Thanks mizzizz. I can always count on your support. Can I use you as a crutch? Now that I'm off crack I need a crutch.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:14 pm
HAHAHA! First of all the poster--very funny! definite ^! It takes awhile for some to understand genius--- excellent response! I was ROTFL!!!
GaryO - February 25, 2016, 7:36 pm
takes considerably more time to find genius
Pushkin - February 25, 2016, 11:20 am
It takes a while for some to understand genius.
Rick69 - February 24, 2016, 2:43 pm
Alright, this got me...


Islamic Proverbs -




Silence -




Halloween -


TAGS: pzy candy drugs adults halloween
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

mizzdizz - October 27, 2016, 10:40 pm
Sick and paranoid! Definite ^!


Home Early -


TAGS: starwars hansolo chewbacka leia adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - May 4, 2017, 7:48 pm
lol
Silverheart - May 4, 2017, 7:26 pm

Chewie heard that she'd sooner kiss a Wookie, and decided to try for 2nd base while he's at it!


Darling... -


TAGS: darling marriage bed carvings adultery
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - September 27, 2016, 12:27 pm
Thanks :)
concern3 - September 27, 2016, 10:17 am
Funny, UP yours


No One Lost An Eye -


TAGS: adult crap pants fun risk
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 7:42 pm
The worst is I'd say he's commando or at the very least a thong. Take a closer look if ya dare. Thanks for the lions and comment silvie!
Silverheart - June 20, 2013, 1:35 am

This guy picked an excellent time to where white, too. 5nastyvisibletoallLions.


Adult Cereals -


TAGS: adult cereal 50 shades grain
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by TheMarinesHaveLanded

mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:31 am
Grooaaaaan! Good one, Gonna-be! 5 LOL lions!
concern3 - May 14, 2015, 4:40 am
excellent a 5er


Imbecile -




adulting -




. -


TAGS: fun joy smile batman adulting
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by rerun

Greeny - January 17, 2016, 1:44 pm
It was 'joy' - we all know her reputation
rerun - January 17, 2016, 12:36 pm

weird, I submitted it & it didn't show up. I resumbitted it with different tags....
spacedog - January 17, 2016, 11:55 am
Redbox? Must be the title?


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